talking about getting the perfect okcupid message...

sarah: that would be like if someone wrote me a message that said "what is your favorite amanda bynes movie?"
james: no it would be like if someone wrote you a message that said "what is your favorite amanda bynes movie and also I'm farting as I type this"

pepperoni couture



i have ALWAYS dreamed of one day getting my pizza gown. make it floor length (koronets). i'll tower over karly kloss in quadruple-layer platform cake wedges. 


#nothingtastesasgoodasthinfeels #thatwasdelicious