I love you this much |
actual conversation we just had
James: I could probably eat this whole block of cheese.
Sarah: Oh, I could definitely eat a whole block of cheese. The only things stopping me are farts and that it's not socially acceptable.
pompompurin OMG
what am i doing with my life?
this is the best hello kitty character. i never paid any attention to hello kitty growing up and thought it was dumb...i basically still do except this character is amazing.
[for good measure] Other trippy stuff from the Sanrio website:
this is the best hello kitty character. i never paid any attention to hello kitty growing up and thought it was dumb...i basically still do except this character is amazing.
Here are his vital facts, straight from the Sanrio website:
Real Name | Purin |
---|---|
Birthday | April 16th on a sunny day |
Home | Purin lives in a special ‘Purin-size’ basket near the front door of a girl’s house. |
Features | His brown beret. He’s never without it! |
Favorite Phrase | “I’m going out!” |
Least Favorite Phrase | “Nobody home” |
Hobbies | Collecting shoes (Papa’s leather shoes, Mama’s sandals etc. He hides them one-by-one.) |
Skills | Napping, Purin aerobics, becoming friends with anyone |
Favorite Food | Milk, soft foods, Mama’s homemade pudding |
Future Dream | To become even bigger! |
[for good measure] Other trippy stuff from the Sanrio website:
I L'ed MAO
WHEN I JUST ACCEPT ITS GOING TO BE A SLOPPY NIGHT
and WHEN I HIDE TO AVOID DOING WORK
also WHEN I FORGET I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE
in addition DRUNK EMOTIONAL TEXTING
plus WHEN IM NOT EMBARRASSED WHATSOEVER THAT I STILL SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL
as well as WHEN I LOOK AT ALL THE WORK ON MY CLASS SYLLABUS
lastly WHEN MY FRIENDS AND I GET DRUNK AND STRANGELY COMPETITIVE
and WHEN I HIDE TO AVOID DOING WORK
also WHEN I FORGET I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE
in addition DRUNK EMOTIONAL TEXTING
plus WHEN IM NOT EMBARRASSED WHATSOEVER THAT I STILL SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL
as well as WHEN I LOOK AT ALL THE WORK ON MY CLASS SYLLABUS
lastly WHEN MY FRIENDS AND I GET DRUNK AND STRANGELY COMPETITIVE
about to kick off my weekend
today
8am to either 12pm or 5pm - working for an app launch at the iphone release
5:40pm-8:40pm class
tomorrow
8am-11am class
11am-2pm class (major exam)
4:45pm-9pm work catering gig for wedding
sunday
11am-5pm work street fair
oh and we are going to find out about the apartment, and if we get it I need to start packing. and I have to clean my room so I can show it. oh and I still don't have a second job so I have to keep looking for work.
8am to either 12pm or 5pm - working for an app launch at the iphone release
5:40pm-8:40pm class
tomorrow
8am-11am class
11am-2pm class (major exam)
4:45pm-9pm work catering gig for wedding
sunday
11am-5pm work street fair
oh and we are going to find out about the apartment, and if we get it I need to start packing. and I have to clean my room so I can show it. oh and I still don't have a second job so I have to keep looking for work.
August is NOT the cruelest month
In August 2012 we had an average of 1.58 posts per day! That is more than Esteban weighs! That is a good birthday present to me. Not as good as pasta though :'(
and on the other hand
I just made myself an enormous plate of nachos and promptly dropped the entire thing face down on the ground. definitive proof god hates me and I don't deserve to live.
***eVeRyThInG hApPeNs 4 a ReAsOn***
so last night I was at a starbucks for an interview to be a shill at a street fair tomorrow (oh yeah, I'm that desperate for cash) and I decided to stay a little later and work on some class notes. 20 minutes later a barista comes around with complimentary tarts for anyone who wants. #tinyvictories #onlysweatthesmallstuff #thisiswhatwinninglookslike #itlookslikefreefood
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