I was thinking about cheezits all day so I went to the deli and was looking for some and then out of nowhere, I saw the light shine upon this beautiful box:


I am typing this after eating the entire box in ten minutes and I may or may not be breaking out in a cold sweat and suffering from the most painful stomachache known to mankind but all I have to say is GLORY BE TO THE CHEESE GOD JOHN WM MACY, MAY HE FOREVER CREATE STICKS OF CHEESY GOODNESS WITH WHICH I MAY WREAK HELL UPON MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM

"When I hear the person next to me opening up a candy wrapper"


"When you smell someone making breakfast in the other room"