trillionth post of the past two days

let's make a show called life swap where I get to switch lives with one of the pandas and play on this slide all day, and the panda has to be me and go to the doctor and clean my room and do my laundry and sublet my apartment and deal with all my shit, except the catch is it's not a one week stunt for a tv show, it's forever and I get to play with the other pandas on that slide for the rest of my entire life and I die happy.