Showing posts with label dying alone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dying alone. Show all posts
talking about getting the perfect okcupid message...
sarah: that would be like if someone wrote me a message that said "what is your favorite amanda bynes movie?"
james: no it would be like if someone wrote you a message that said "what is your favorite amanda bynes movie and also I'm farting as I type this"
james: no it would be like if someone wrote you a message that said "what is your favorite amanda bynes movie and also I'm farting as I type this"
texting with brett
Me: I wish I could have feelings about a man the same way I have feelings about free pizza 12:25 AM
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