Showing posts with label life fucking sucks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label life fucking sucks. Show all posts

and on the other hand

I just made myself an enormous plate of nachos and promptly dropped the entire thing face down on the ground. definitive proof god hates me and I don't deserve to live.

Job Search

I'm looking to hire a new management company for running my life, as my own attempts are subpar.  Might offshore to India.  Maybe a Hindu would like to be the boss of me.  (S)he might like my tattoo, or some shit.

At running my own life.