pepperoni couture

i have ALWAYS dreamed of one day getting my pizza gown. make it floor length (koronets). i'll tower over karly kloss in quadruple-layer platform cake wedges. 


#nothingtastesasgoodasthinfeels #thatwasdelicious

and on the other hand

I just made myself an enormous plate of nachos and promptly dropped the entire thing face down on the ground. definitive proof god hates me and I don't deserve to live.

***eVeRyThInG hApPeNs 4 a ReAsOn***

so last night I was at a starbucks for an interview to be a shill at a street fair tomorrow (oh yeah, I'm that desperate for cash) and I decided to stay a little later and work on some class notes. 20 minutes later a barista comes around with complimentary tarts for anyone who wants. #tinyvictories #onlysweatthesmallstuff #thisiswhatwinninglookslike #itlookslikefreefood

sex me nao

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          

personal pizza

Hammies eating pasta

ironic for rachel

turtle??

"ate too much"

hamster on a piano?

In more other news...

I just bought Cookie Crisp on sale at CVS.

And one of these (not on sale).

"when my friend surprises me with a snack"

"When I hear the person next to me opening up a candy wrapper"

"When you smell someone making breakfast in the other room"

Pictures of people taking pictures of food