falling asleep sitting up

it's you and me

If you can spare 10 minutes, you won't be disappointed.

This is a special chimp who was raised from infancy.  "Chimpanzee Kid "Hjördis" live today with a chimpanzee family on "Öland's Djurpark" in Sweden in a rescue rangers for chimpanzees. Thanks to its highly skilled staff at the zoo rescued "Hjördis" from his mother who was about to kill her so can Hjördis currently live today."

It's like this:
(cutest baby gaze) * (cutest baby giggles/coos) * (IT'S-A-FUCKING-ADORABLE-CHIMPANZEE) = explosive orgasm of positive affirmation for the future of humanity and this planet.

the onion wins all the awards

Study: Pretending Everything's Okay Works

us (except for the sex)

In more other news...

I just bought Cookie Crisp on sale at CVS.

And one of these (not on sale).

gross.com/penis_vagina

graduating high school

trenta