talking about getting the perfect okcupid message...

sarah: that would be like if someone wrote me a message that said "what is your favorite amanda bynes movie?"
james: no it would be like if someone wrote you a message that said "what is your favorite amanda bynes movie and also I'm farting as I type this"

even more calming manatees

 

 

boozin

the only way I know how to deal with anything

or reassure you that it might NOT be okay!

some highlights from buzzfeed's 50 cutest things that ever happened

us (except for the sex)

my face when I realize I can make gifs of brett's reaction face from youtube clips

ahhhh

welcome home

haters gonna hate

awww

best outfit

I think I showed this to you already but it came up on my tumblr dashboard again and I just wanted to remind you what I want for every birthday from now until the end of eternity (this) (you can get me a different color every year)

;___;

Cats and Deer: The Untold Love Story

Look me in the eyes and tell me this is not Alex's spirit animal.

separation anxiety hamsters ... is REAL

http://hamstercaretips.com/do-my-hamsters-miss-each-other/

New Hamsters on the Block (!!)

I found them in my old beanie-babies-box

Estéban se les presentó y the rest was history...