talking about getting the perfect okcupid message...

sarah: that would be like if someone wrote me a message that said "what is your favorite amanda bynes movie?"
james: no it would be like if someone wrote you a message that said "what is your favorite amanda bynes movie and also I'm farting as I type this"

No matter what

I love you this much

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If you can spare 10 minutes, you won't be disappointed.

This is a special chimp who was raised from infancy.  "Chimpanzee Kid "Hjördis" live today with a chimpanzee family on "Öland's Djurpark" in Sweden in a rescue rangers for chimpanzees. Thanks to its highly skilled staff at the zoo rescued "Hjördis" from his mother who was about to kill her so can Hjördis currently live today."

It's like this:
(cutest baby gaze) * (cutest baby giggles/coos) * (IT'S-A-FUCKING-ADORABLE-CHIMPANZEE) = explosive orgasm of positive affirmation for the future of humanity and this planet.

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and true love means farting and saying you're welcome

Sorry for being MIA

:( It's been a rough couple of days. We should skype and catch up. XOXOXO

happy congratulations to us

Barely 2 months into the new year and we already have made 1.4 x the amount of posts in all of 2011.  Go team!  I feel like this needs a pie chart, graph or ven diagram.

just a family picture

"We are giraffes."

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